cyberculture

Cover-Up

Submitted by elmer on Tue, 02/10/2009 - 11:00pm.

Man, this trick has saved me so many times.

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TED Talk

Submitted by elmer on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 11:00pm.

The IAU ban came after the 'redefinition of 'planet' to include the IAU president's mom' incident.

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Base System

Submitted by elmer on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:00pm.

I once got to second base with a basketball player. She was so confused.

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Boyfriend

Submitted by elmer on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:00pm.

... okay, but because you said that, we're breaking up.

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Party

Submitted by elmer on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:00pm.

I wonder what 2008 meme will go bizarrely mainstream in 2009 like Rickrolling did 2007-2008. I Accidentally <noun>? Yo dawg? Place your bets now!

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Decline

Submitted by elmer on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:00pm.

'There's also a spike on the Fourier transform at the one-month mark where --' 'You want to stop talking right now.'

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Google Trends

Submitted by elmer on Thu, 12/25/2008 - 11:00pm.

Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?'

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2008 Christmas Special

Submitted by elmer on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 11:00pm.

'How could you possibly think typing 'import skynet' was a good idea?'

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Cuttlefish

Submitted by elmer on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 11:00pm.

Unless the CS students finish the robot revolution before you finish the cephalopod one.

full article | 124 reads
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11th Grade

Submitted by elmer on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:00pm.

And the ten minutes striking up a conversation with that strange kid in homeroom sometimes matters more than every other part of high school combined.

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Flow Charts

Submitted by elmer on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:00pm.

At 8 drinks, you switch the torrent from FreeBSD to Microsoft Bob. C'mon, it'll be fun!

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Marshmallow Gun

Submitted by elmer on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 11:00pm.

Except in reality crossing a stream of marshmallows would create a giant Bill Murray.

full article | 143 reads
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Wood Chips

Submitted by elmer on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:00pm.

You didn't run a chemical analysis against the Shroud of Turin? Man, all that work for NOTHING.

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No One Must Know

Submitted by elmer on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:00pm.

Or perhaps they knew he was there, and were just trying to torment him first.

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Signed prints in the xkcd store

Submitted by elmer on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:00pm.

A few last holiday notes: we finally have a selection of signed comic prints available in the xkcd store (we didn't think we'd get the prints up by the holidays but they just came in and look great). We also added Amazon Universal Wish List support, and the US order deadline for guaranteed by-Christmas delivery is this Friday.

Thanks!

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